- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

How Long is a Chinese man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

The joke below me is retarded

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Yah? Well your a ********

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