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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

what happens when you wake up inception

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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