A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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