- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Whats a cat? A cat!

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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