Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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