What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what color is blue? green

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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