Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mother is so fat.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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