A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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