Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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