Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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