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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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