Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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