What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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