A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My life

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Anti Joke

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