- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

666

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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