All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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