So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My life

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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