What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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