Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Anti Joke

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