- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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