Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Gay rights

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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