What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

a man walks into a bar and dies

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Like my status for a tbh?

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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