a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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