What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Women's Rights

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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