Hey, you have small hands.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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guess what?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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