did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

My mom touched my wiener : \

Rick Perry.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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