A baby seal walks into a club...

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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