- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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