- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Guess what? SHADAP

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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