- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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