Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Libraries.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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