A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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