What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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