- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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