- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Gay rights

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

guess what?

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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