a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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theres a fat guy

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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