A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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