Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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