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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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