Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Poop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Popsicles

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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