I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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