Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down -57

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

thumb_up thumb_down -117

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

666

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +20

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops