Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Women's Rights

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti Joke

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