What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Liars go to hell! -God

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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