What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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