knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Gay rights

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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