A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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The joke below me is retarded

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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