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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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