- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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