Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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69.... is a number

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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