- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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