Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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