How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Penis.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Diana and victoria

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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