- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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