What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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