- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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