A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

69.... is a number

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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