- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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