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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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