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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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