Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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YOLO

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Popsicles

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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