- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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