- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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