A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Poop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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