- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Poop.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

theres a fat guy

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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