That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Anti Joke

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