Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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