why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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