A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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