What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Diana and victoria

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Anti Joke

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