Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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