- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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