Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

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