What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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