What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Yo Mamma

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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