My mom touched my wiener : \

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A hayride would be fun.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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