- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Yah? Well your a ********

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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