- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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