Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Diana and victoria

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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