How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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