What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

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