knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A hayride would be fun.

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