Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

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