- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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