Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

69.... is a number

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

thumb_up thumb_down -134

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops