knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Poop.

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YOLO

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You're on fire.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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