What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Womens Basketball.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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