Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My nipple is bleeding

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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