So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

A black man without problems.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

hi im paul!

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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