Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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hi im paul!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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