Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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69.... is a number

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what color is blue? green

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Politics.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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