how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

you.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

My nipple is bleeding

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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