- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Women's Rights

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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