Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Diana and victoria

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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