My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

hi im paul!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

shabalabadingdong JLR

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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