knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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