Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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mitt romney

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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