Poop.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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