- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Hey, you have small hands.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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