there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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My nipple is bleeding

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