so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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