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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

a man walks into a bar and dies

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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