- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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9/11.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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womens rights

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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