- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

My nipple is bleeding

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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