How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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