- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

My nipple is bleeding

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Hi my name is Bob

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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