Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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i like pie

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why? Because racecar.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Yo Mamma

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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