what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My mom touched my wiener : \

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

make me a sandwich!

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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