Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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i like pie

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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pedophile

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Why? Because racecar.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A black man without problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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