Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Liars go to hell! -God

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Yo Mamma

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Hi Adam,

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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