- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

The Mets win the World Series

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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