you.

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pussy enough said

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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pedophile

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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