- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

i like pie

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Liars go to hell! -God

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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