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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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