What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yo Mamma

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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