- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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