- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

I'm funny.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A black guy gets arrested...

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

black

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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