pussy enough said

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Netball.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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