- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

What's the difference between a duck?

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

minorities

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

The AIDS patient was gay

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