Whats a cat? A cat!

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Women's Rights

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Yah? Well your a ********

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

My nipple is bleeding

Hey, you have small hands.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

i have cancer

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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