What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Itookasipasoda

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

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