Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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