Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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