Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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