Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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