Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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