- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

i like pie

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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