Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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pussy enough said

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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black

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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