what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Anti Joke

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