What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

girls basketball

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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