here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Ted Haggard.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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