Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

My nipple is bleeding

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Hi my name is Bob

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

I AM DISSAPOINTED

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

YOLO

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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