what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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who farted i did :]

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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minorities

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Womens Basketball.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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