What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Knock knock, come in.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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