What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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The AIDS patient was gay

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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