- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Whats a cat? A cat!

what happens when you wake up inception

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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