A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Politics.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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