Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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thumbs up!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Penis.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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