Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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