What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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thumbs up!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Penis.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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