- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Hey, you have small hands.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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