- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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