Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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clamidia

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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