Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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