What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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pussy enough said

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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The Colts this year.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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