why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Anti Joke

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