what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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