Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Netball.

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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