knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Anti Joke

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