Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

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