Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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My nipple is bleeding

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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i have cancer

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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