your mom

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A black person in the NHL

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Gay rights

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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