Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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