- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

My wife has terminal cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

The white guy did it!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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