why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Hi Adam,

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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