A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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