how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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