What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Poop.

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Anti Joke

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