what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Anti Joke

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