- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Knock knock

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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