pussy enough said

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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minorities

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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