Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A black man without problems.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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