how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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