- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

i have cancer

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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