Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Diana and victoria

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Gay rights

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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