- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a barn...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

who farted i did :]

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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