doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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