- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A black man without problems.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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