A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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