Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Gay rights

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what color is blue? green

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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