Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Penis.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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