- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Basketball.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

The AIDS patient was gay

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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