Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Libraries.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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minorities

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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2+2= 478

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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