Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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