what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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