A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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