Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Anti Joke

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