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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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