Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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