Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Yah? Well your a ********

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Yo Mamma

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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