Swag.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A black man without problems.

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