A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Penis.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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