- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

what happens when you wake up inception

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Yah? Well your a ********

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