A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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