What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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