Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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