Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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The white guy did it!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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