The AIDS patient was gay

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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