- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Jesus wept.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

I like turtoes.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Asian NASCAR.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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