knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A black man without problems.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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