What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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