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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

who farted i did :]

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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