What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Hey, you have small hands.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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