Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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your mom

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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