- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

my names jim haha

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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