robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Women's Rights

Whats a cat? A cat!

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Yah? Well your a ********

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Hey, you have small hands.

My nipple is bleeding

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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