Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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