- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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