Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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