SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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pussy enough said

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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GONNA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A black man without problems.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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