What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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