How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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The white guy did it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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