What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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