robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

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