Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Netball.

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Womens Basketball.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

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