what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Your mother is so fat.

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The white guy did it!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Knock knock

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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