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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A black person in the NHL

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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