Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A black person in the NHL

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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