What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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