How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Womens Basketball.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

I'm funny.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A black guy gets arrested...

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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