How Long is a Chinese man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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