- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

i like pie

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock. no one's home..

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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