What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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