- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

My mom touched my wiener : \

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Gay rights

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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