how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Yo Mamma

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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