Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Womens Basketball.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

I'm funny.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A black guy gets arrested...

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Hey, you have small hands.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

black

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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