- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Women's Rights

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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