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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

George W. Bush

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Poop.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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