What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what color is blue? green

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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