Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Itookasipasoda

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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