why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Animal

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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