- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Poop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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