A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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