Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Yo Mamma

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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