Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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