Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Poop.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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hi im paul!

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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