- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

minorities

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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