Netball.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Gay rights

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