Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Gay rights

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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