What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Libraries.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Women's rights.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

minorities

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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