What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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