Poop.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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