- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

My nipple is bleeding

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Hi my name is Bob

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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