Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Netball.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Yah? Well your a ********

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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