- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

How Long is a Chinese man.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man without problems.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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