why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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