What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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