Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Womens rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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