how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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minorities

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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pussy enough said

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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