- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Whats a cat? A cat!

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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