Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Womens Basketball.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Women's Rights

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Anti Joke

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