How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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