Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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