knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Womens Basketball.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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