Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

knock knock. no one's home..

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Womens rights

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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