- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Five guys one rape.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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