Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what color is blue? green

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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