What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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i like pie

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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