Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

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