3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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