I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Yah? Well your a ********

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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