A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Netball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Gay rights

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