what color is blue? green

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Netball.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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pussy enough said

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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