Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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your mom

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

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