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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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