What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

A black man without problems.

my names jim haha

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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