A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

2+2= 478

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

The joke below me is retarded

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Whats a cat? A cat!

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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