- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Diana and victoria

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

what happens when you wake up inception

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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