- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Gay rights

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

9/11

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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