What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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