What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Poop.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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