- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

A horse walked into a barn...

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A baby seal walks into a club...

who farted i did :]

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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