- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

My wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

A black person in the NHL

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Poop.

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