Womens Basketball.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Penis.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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my names jim haha

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