How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Yah? Well your a ********

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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