Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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YOLO

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Womens Basketball.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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