Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Whats a cat? A cat!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Gay rights

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

9/11

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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