why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A black man without problems.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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