Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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My nipple is bleeding

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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