- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Womens Basketball.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

I'm funny.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A black guy gets arrested...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Hey, you have small hands.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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