What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Itookasipasoda

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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my names jim haha

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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