Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Women's rights.

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minorities

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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