How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Womens Basketball.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Politics.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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