Womens Basketball.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A black guy gets arrested...

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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