- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Basketball.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A black man without problems.

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