- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^that joke's not funny

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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