How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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