How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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pussy enough said

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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