- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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