Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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I'm funny.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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