why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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