- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Womens Basketball.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Women's Rights

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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