Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Politics.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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