yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Politics.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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