Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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