- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Diana and victoria

Knock Knock! Come in.

what happens when you wake up inception

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Yah? Well your a ********

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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