- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Knock Knock! Come in.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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