Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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my names jim haha

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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