A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Yah? Well your a ********

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

My nipple is bleeding

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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