Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

My nipple is bleeding

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

i have cancer

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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