Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I like jokes.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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I can't see my forehead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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