what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I'm funny.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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