a man walks into a bar and dies

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Womens Basketball.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

my names jim haha

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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