Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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