A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Politics.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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