When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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minorities

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Womens Basketball.

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