Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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my names jim haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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