A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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