What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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