Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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my names jim haha

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Anti Joke

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