There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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