why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Itookasipasoda

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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pussy enough said

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

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