robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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