Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Hi my name is Bob

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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