why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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