What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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your mom

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Netball.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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