If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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