- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

George W. Bush

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

pedophile

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Why? Because racecar.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Poop.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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