What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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