A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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