how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Gay rights

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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anti-joke teehee

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