when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Gay rights

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A black man without problems.

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who farted i did :]

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Anti Joke

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