What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Poop.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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