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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

Gay rights

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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my names jim haha

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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