So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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