Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Womens Basketball.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Yo Mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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