Womens Basketball.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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