- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

I'm funny.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Hey, you have small hands.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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