How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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your mom

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Netball.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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