A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Itookasipasoda

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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my names jim haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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