What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock knock, come in.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Netball.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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