-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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hi im paul!

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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