Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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