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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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The Bible

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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