What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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My nipple is bleeding

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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