Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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women's rights

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Rick Perry.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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