- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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