- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

make me a sandwich!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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