Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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