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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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