What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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i have cancer

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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