how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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