How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

i have cancer

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

hi im paul!

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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