Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

knock knock. no one's home..

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your eye color is very unique.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

pussy enough said

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