Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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