Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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i have cancer

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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hi im paul!

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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