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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Hi my name is Bob

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

my names jim haha

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Nice legs....What time do they open?

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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