When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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