What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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The Mets win the World Series

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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