- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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