Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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