- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm funny.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

i have cancer

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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