Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Animal

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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