- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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