Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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