What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Animal

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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clamidia

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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I'm funny.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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pussy enough said

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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