Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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