A black guy gets arrested...

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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