What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Poop.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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