where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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