- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Netball.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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