In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Animal

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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