- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what happens when you wake up inception

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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