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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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pussy enough said

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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