how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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hi im paul!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Anti Joke

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