A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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clamidia

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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