- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

knock knock. no one's home..

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Your eye color is very unique.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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