Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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girls basketball

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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