- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

what happens when you wake up inception

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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