I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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