So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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