A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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