why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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girls basketball

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pussy enough said

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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