- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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