That's as gay as AIDS.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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The economy.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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