When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Animal

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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