Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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your mom

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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