Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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YOLO

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Diana and victoria

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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