What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Your mother is so fat.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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pussy enough said

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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