- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A horse walked into a barn...

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

pussy enough said

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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