- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

my names jim haha

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

You're on fire.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A black guy gets arrested...

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