What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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clamidia

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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The economy.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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pussy enough said

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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hi im paul!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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