- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

what happens when you wake up inception

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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