Your eye color is very unique.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Womens Basketball.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Animal

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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you.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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