- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

That's as gay as AIDS.

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