"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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girls basketball

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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