- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

George W. Bush

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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