What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Netball.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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