What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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