Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Netball.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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