What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

my names jim haha

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

I'm funny.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

pussy enough said

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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