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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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girls basketball

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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