What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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hi im paul!

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Animal

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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pussy enough said

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