How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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The economy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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