What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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