What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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