A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A black person in the NHL

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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