Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

YOLO

That's as gay as AIDS.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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