Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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