Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Your eye color is very unique.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

girls basketball

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I'm funny.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

pussy enough said

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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