How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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who farted i did :]

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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