- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

a man walks into a bar and dies

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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