A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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