What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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your mom

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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