Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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