Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Yo Mamma

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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