A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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hi im paul!

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Animal

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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pussy enough said

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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