Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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