- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Hi Adam,

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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