Your eye color is very unique.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Netball.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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