i like pie

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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my names jim haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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