- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

what happens when you wake up inception

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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