Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Your eye color is very unique.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Animal

minorities

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

I'm funny.

girls basketball

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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