- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

my names jim haha

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

YOLO

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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