- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Women's rights.

Netball.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Your mother is so fat.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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