A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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