What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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pussy enough said

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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