William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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girls basketball

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I'm funny.

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