a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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hi im paul!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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pussy enough said

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