- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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