Jesus wept.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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