- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

knock knock. no one's home..

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Your eye color is very unique.

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