( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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pussy enough said

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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