Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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hi im paul!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Netball.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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