Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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