What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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my names jim haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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