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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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