Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Animal

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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