A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Animal

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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