What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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clamidia

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The economy.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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pussy enough said

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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