How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You're on fire.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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