- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

I can see you under there. Under what?

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Knock knock

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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