What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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my names jim haha

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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You're on fire.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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