What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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