A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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your mom

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Animal

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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