- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Yo Mamma

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

I like boys!!!!! CC

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

a man walks into a bar and dies

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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