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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Animal

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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