- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Animal

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

I'm funny.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

i have cancer

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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