What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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thumbs up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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