whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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knock knock. no one's home..

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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