- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

The economy.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

knock knock. no one's home..

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Womens rights

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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