why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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pussy enough said

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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i like pie

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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