Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Womens rights

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

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