Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Gay rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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