I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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