A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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