A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A black person in the NHL

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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