A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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YOLO

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Diana and victoria

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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11111

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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