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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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pussy enough said

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Yo Mamma

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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