Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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