- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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