2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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