I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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The economy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Womens rights

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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my names jim haha

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