What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Hi my name is Bob

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Netball.

Women's rights.

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