Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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