Your eye color is very unique.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Animal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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girls basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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