a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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