- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Diana and victoria

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A black guy gets arrested...

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Gay rights

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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