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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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anti-joke teehee

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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