What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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who farted i did :]

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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