Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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thumbs up!

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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