What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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