Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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my names jim haha

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

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