Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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