Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Diana and victoria

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A black person in the NHL

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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