Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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my names jim haha

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