Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Diana and victoria

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A black person in the NHL

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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