Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Diana and victoria

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Gay rights

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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