- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Knock knock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

pussy enough said

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Poop.

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