What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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hi im paul!

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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your mom

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Women's rights.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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i like pie

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pussy enough said

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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