- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

hi im paul!

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A hayride would be fun.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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