A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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i have cancer

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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