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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Religion

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

noodles

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

The white guy did it!

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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