Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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