Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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