Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Where did John go? Refrigerator

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Rebecca Black's new album.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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