In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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