Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Womens rights

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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