equality for women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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