Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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