- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

who farted i did :]

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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