Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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I'm funny.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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