How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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girls basketball

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pussy enough said

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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