A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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I like turtoes.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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