- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Sarah Palin

lebron

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

make me a sandwich!

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Jesus wept.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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