Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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