Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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