What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Sarah Palin

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lebron

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Dick Chaney

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Hi

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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