How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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