How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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i like pie

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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