Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

My wife has terminal cancer.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

my names jim haha

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Rebecca Black's new album.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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