- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

minorities

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

2+2= 478

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Your mother is so fat.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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