What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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