What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Animal

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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