What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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You're on fire.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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