- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Asian NASCAR.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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