- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

i like pie

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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