Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Animal

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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