What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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minorities

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You're on fire.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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