why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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i like pie

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Womens rights

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Anti Joke

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