when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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