- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Womens rights

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Asian NASCAR.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A hayride would be fun.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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