A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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