What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Animal

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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2+2= 478

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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