Hello, nice to meet you.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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