What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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