- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

A horse walked into a barn...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

knock knock. no one's home..

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Hi my name is Bob

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