What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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