What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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