- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

2+2= 478

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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