Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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The economy.

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I'm funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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i like pie

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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