What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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