How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You're on fire.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Anti Joke

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