I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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The economy.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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