How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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anti-joke teehee

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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