A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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2+2= 478

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Your mother is so fat.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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