What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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