Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

A horse walked into a barn...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

9/11

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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