- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Your mother is so fat.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

i like pie

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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