Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Womens rights

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Politics.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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