A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Itookasipasoda

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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2+2= 478

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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