Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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i like pie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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