clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Womens rights

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Asian NASCAR.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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