God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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2+2= 478

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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