- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

your mom

minorities

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The economy.

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