- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A hayride would be fun.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

2+2= 478

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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