Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Libraries.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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thumbs up!

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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2+2= 478

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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i like pie

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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