-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

girls basketball

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

i like pie

A horse walked into a barn...

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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