- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

thumbs up!

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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