- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Whats 9 + 10 19

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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