Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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