A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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