What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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