What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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