A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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minorities

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equality for women

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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2+2= 478

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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