why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Your mother is so fat.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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i like pie

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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