Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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equality for women

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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You're on fire.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

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