- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Your mother is so fat.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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