- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

I like turtoes.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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