Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

9/11

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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