A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Miami Heat.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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9/11

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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