How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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2+2= 478

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The economy.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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