What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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