Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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666

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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