Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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YOLO

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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