What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Your mother is so fat.

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i like pie

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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