extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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2+2= 478

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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