whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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