- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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