Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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who farted i did :]

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Animal

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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