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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Womens rights

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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