why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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your mom

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

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