A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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girls basketball

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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