What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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thumbs up!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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i like pie

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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