- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

i like pie

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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