- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Womens rights

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Asian NASCAR.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A hayride would be fun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Anti Joke

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