- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

2+2= 478

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.