A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A hayride would be fun.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

minorities

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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