What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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