Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Womens rights

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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9/11

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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