what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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thumbs up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The economy.

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2+2= 478

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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