A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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The economy.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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