A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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clamidia

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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