How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Womens rights

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your mom

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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