I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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thumbs up!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A hayride would be fun.

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your mom

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The economy.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Miami Heat.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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