Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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