A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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