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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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