What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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