where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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i like pie

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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