- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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