whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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