- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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