What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Miami Heat.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Hi Adam,

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Anti Joke

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