- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

2+2= 478

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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