Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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The economy.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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