Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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