Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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2+2= 478

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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