- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Libraries.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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