A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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I'm funny.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

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