- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Miami Heat.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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