A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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The economy.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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