- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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