- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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