So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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