A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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i like pie

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A hayride would be fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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