Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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equality for women

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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i like pie

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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