- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A hayride would be fun.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

2+2= 478

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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