What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

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