Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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