Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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I like turtoes.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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