Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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your mom

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