- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Asian NASCAR.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

A hayride would be fun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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