What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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