extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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BUT HWY?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Yo Mamma

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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