Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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2+2= 478

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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