- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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i like pie

what happens when you wake up inception

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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