Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

A hayride would be fun.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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