A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats 9 + 10 19

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