What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

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