- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

knock knock. no one's home..

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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