Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Hi Adam,

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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