- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Your eye color is very unique.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

i like pie

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens when you wake up inception

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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