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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mom

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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2+2= 478

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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girls basketball

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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