- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

2+2= 478

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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