- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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