What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Asian NASCAR.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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