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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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9/11

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A hayride would be fun.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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2+2= 478

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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