Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

A hayride would be fun.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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equality for women

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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