Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Miami Heat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

So a baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

LOL -LOL GUY

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

thumbs up!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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