Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Itookasipasoda

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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