- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

The economy.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Miami Heat.

Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??