Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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