hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I like turtoes.

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Hi Adam,

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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