Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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