Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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