A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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