i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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