I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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