- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

equality for women

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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