So a baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

LOL -LOL GUY

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

thumbs up!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

The economy.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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