- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Yo Mamma

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

I like turtoes.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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