- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

i like pie

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