A hayride would be fun.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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