- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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