Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i like pie

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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