Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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