- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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