- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

A horse walked into a barn...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

My wife has terminal cancer.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Womens rights

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Hi Adam,

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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