- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!