What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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