A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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