- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

knock knock. no one's home..

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Yo Mamma

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Womens rights

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

I like turtoes.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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