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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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