- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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