Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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