Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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