Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Itookasipasoda

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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i like pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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