What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

A hayride would be fun.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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