What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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2+2= 478

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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