- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

2+2= 478

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

i like pie

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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