A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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2+2= 478

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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i like pie

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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