What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Miami Heat.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Anti Joke

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