Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Itookasipasoda

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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i like pie

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Hi Adam,

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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