- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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