Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Miami Heat.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Anti Joke

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