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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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