God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

So a baby seal walks into a club.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Libraries.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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