girls basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i like pie

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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