What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Diana and victoria

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Miami Heat.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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