What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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equality for women

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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