What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A hayride would be fun.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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