When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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