- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

LOL -LOL GUY

What color is a banana? yellow.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

i like pie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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