Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

i have cancer

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

LOL -LOL GUY

I like turtoes.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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