Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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