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Asian NASCAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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