Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Libraries.

Whats 9 + 10 19

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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