- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A hayride would be fun.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

knock knock. no one's home..

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Yo Mamma

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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