if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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equality for women

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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