- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

LOL -LOL GUY

I like turtoes.

Hi Adam,

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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