Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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