Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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2+2= 478

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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