Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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girls basketball

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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