Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Diana and victoria

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

i have cancer

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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