"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus wept.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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