How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Itookasipasoda

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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I like turtoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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