Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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i have cancer

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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I like turtoes.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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