- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

The economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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