i like pie

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Womens rights

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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