Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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anti-joke teehee

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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thumbs up!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A hayride would be fun.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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