Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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i have cancer

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I like turtoes.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A hayride would be fun.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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