Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

equality for women

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

A horse walked into a barn...

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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