What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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minorities

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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clamidia

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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