Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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who farted i did :]

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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