How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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