Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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