Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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