Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I like turtoes.

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Hi Adam,

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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