Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Diana and victoria

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

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