Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Diana and victoria

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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