- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Libraries.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

A hayride would be fun.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

My wife has terminal cancer.

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