hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your mother is so fat.

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