What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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