your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Hi Adam,

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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