What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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i have cancer

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Hi Adam,

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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