A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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