- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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