What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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