Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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