What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

thumbs up!

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

My wife has terminal cancer.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...