What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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