9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

thumb_up thumb_down +6

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

thumb_up thumb_down +6

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -12

anti-joke teehee

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

thumb_up thumb_down -140

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

thumb_up thumb_down +119

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops