Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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