Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

A horse walked into a barn...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Your mother is so fat.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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