A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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anti-joke teehee

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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