Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mother is so fat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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i like pie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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anti-joke teehee

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Hi Adam,

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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