A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mother is so fat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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