What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Libraries.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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