Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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i like pie

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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