Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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