How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Libraries.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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