why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Miami Heat.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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