equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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