- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

9/11

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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