How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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equality for women

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Anti Joke

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