A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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2+2= 478

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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BUT HWY?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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