What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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clamidia

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Anti Joke

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