What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your mother is so fat.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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anti-joke teehee

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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