why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Diana and victoria

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Yo Mamma

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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