wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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