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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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