wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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