What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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anti-joke teehee

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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9/11

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Anti Joke

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