What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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