- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

My wife has terminal cancer.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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