- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Hi Adam,

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

equality for women

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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