Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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anti-joke teehee

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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