If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Anti Joke

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