what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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