A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Miami Heat.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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