whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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i like pie

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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