- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A hayride would be fun.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

your mom

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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