your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Hi Adam,

Whats 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

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