A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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