Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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