What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Miami Heat.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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