9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Libraries.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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