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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What's funnier than 24? 25.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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