Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Knock knock

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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acuna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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