What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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LOL -LOL GUY

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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