"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Libraries.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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