A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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I like turtoes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Arrow to the Knee

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so fat.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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