How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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