Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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