How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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