"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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