A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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