Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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