Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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