What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Libraries.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A hayride would be fun.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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