Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Wumbo

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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