- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

The NBA lockout

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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