What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Libraries.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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