What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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123457

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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