- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Asian NASCAR.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Your mother is so fat.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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