Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Miami Heat.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Libraries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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