Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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