What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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The NBA lockout

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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