why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Itookasipasoda

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The economy.

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