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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

girls basketball

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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