A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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