Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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