what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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i like pie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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