- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Jesus wept.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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