Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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