Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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