There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Libraries.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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