Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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