God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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