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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

equality for women

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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