- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

The NBA lockout

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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