Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Hello, nice to meet you.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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