two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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