what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Libraries.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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The economy.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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