what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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