Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my names jim haha

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Christians

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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