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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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