Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Religion

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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