What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A man walks around a bar.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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