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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Christians

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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