What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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my names jim haha

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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