What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Christians

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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