What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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