What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I like turtoes.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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