What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Jesus wept.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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The economy.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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