- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

This comment is anti to jokes.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

Miami Heat.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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