Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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hrih

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