why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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The white guy did it!

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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