why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Obama 2012

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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