u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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