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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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