How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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who farted i did :]

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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I like turtoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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