What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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