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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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The NBA lockout

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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