A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Arrow to the Knee

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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