A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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