What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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