The white guy did it!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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