What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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hi

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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equality for women

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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The economy.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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clamidia

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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