Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what is darker than black?... YOU

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

thumb_up thumb_down -65

thumbs up!

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

thumb_up thumb_down -141

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops