What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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