- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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