When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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The economy.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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hi

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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equality for women

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Anti Joke

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