"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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