There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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who farted i did :]

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Miami Heat.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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