- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

who farted i did :]

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

I like turtoes.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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