Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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