Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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clamidia

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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