what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Asian NASCAR.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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