Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Your momma's so fat...

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The economy.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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