Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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