A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Libraries.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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