What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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