Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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who farted i did :]

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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I like turtoes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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