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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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