A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

thumb_up thumb_down +7

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -103

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

thumb_up thumb_down +62

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops