Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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