How Long is a Chinese name.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Christians

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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