so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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who farted i did :]

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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