What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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