Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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