Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Libraries.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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