Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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