Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Christians

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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BUT HWY?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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