A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Asian NASCAR.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Obama 2012

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Yee

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Miami Heat.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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