- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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