- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Jesus wept.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

who farted i did :]

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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