Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

How Long is a Chinese name.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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