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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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