- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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