Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

A BABY seal walks into a club

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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