Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Jesus wept.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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who farted i did :]

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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