Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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who farted i did :]

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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