Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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