Asian NASCAR.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Obama 2012

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Yee

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Miami Heat.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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hi

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