Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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