A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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