Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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