who farted i did :]

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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