Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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hrih

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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