That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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