- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Runescape.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

This comment is anti to jokes.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Miami Heat.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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