What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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The Holocaust

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Christians

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Dick Chaney

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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