Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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