What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

womens sports...

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

LOL -LOL GUY

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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