- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

what is darker than black?... YOU

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Miami Heat.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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