What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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