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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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BUT HWY?

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Jesus wept.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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