What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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