What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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