What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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