Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Jesus wept.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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