What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Jesus wept.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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