A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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