How Long is a Chinese name.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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hrih

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