- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Jesus wept.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What color is a banana? yellow.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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