What color is a banana? yellow.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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