Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Jesus wept.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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