A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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