So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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