BUT HWY?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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hrih

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Kony 2012

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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