A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Nice legs....What time do they open?

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

equality for women

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Christians

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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