- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

How Long is a Chinese name.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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