- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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