A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Itookasipasoda

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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