There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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^that joke's not funny

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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