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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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The NBA lockout

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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