What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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hi

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thumbs up!

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equality for women

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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clamidia

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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