What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Arrow to the Knee

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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96

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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BUT HWY?

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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