A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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The NBA lockout

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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