- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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