how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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The NBA lockout

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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