Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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acuna

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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my names jim haha

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hi

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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