I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Good to see you today!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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