Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hrih

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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anti-joke teehee

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Religion

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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