Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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