equality for women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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