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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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