- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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