- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

I can see you under there. Under what?

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Obama 2012

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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