Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Runescape.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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