Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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hrih

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Runescape.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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