Runescape.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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