- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Good to see you today!

Runescape.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Nice legs....What time do they open?

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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