A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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