what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Runescape.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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