Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Jesus wept.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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hrih

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Yee

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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