- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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