Obama 2012

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Jesus wept.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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hi

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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