What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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