A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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