Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Obama 2012

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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