What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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