What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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