Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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who farted i did :]

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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hi

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Jesus wept.

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