What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Runescape.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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