What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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