Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Jesus

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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