Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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