two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Jesus wept.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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