How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Jesus wept.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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