A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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