Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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You.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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