what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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LIKE THIS!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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