Chikin nuggets

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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