What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Chikin nuggets

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you.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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pedophile

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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The Holocaust

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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