- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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