- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A man walks around a bar.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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