Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Dick Chaney

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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FIRE!!

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Anti Joke

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