So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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