whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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