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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

A man walks around a bar.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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