The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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A man walks around a bar.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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