Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Wumbo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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