Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's Rights

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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lebron

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Chikin nuggets

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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pedophile

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Anti Joke

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