Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Chikin nuggets

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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