- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Whats 9+10? 19

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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