- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Runescape.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Sarah Palin

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

you.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

wat?

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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