Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Jesus

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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