- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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