what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Gale swallows.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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