Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Chikin nuggets

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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pedophile

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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