- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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