There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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you.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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pedophile

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A man walks around a bar.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Anti Joke

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