What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Wumbo

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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