Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Anti Joke

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