Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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America Votes

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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The white guy did it!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Good to see you today!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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