What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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