A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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