Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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You.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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