What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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