- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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