To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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japan4.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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