What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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The white guy did it!

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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