- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

I went to the store and I fell

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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