panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Wumbo

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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