Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Wumbo

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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