Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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lebron

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Wumbo

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

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