An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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lebron

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womens sports...

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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You.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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