Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Religion

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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