Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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