why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Jesus

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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