Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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