Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Chikin nuggets

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Dick Chaney

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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