A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Chikin nuggets

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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