a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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The Holocaust

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Chikin nuggets

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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