Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Chikin nuggets

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you.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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pedophile

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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The Holocaust

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