Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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I went to the store and I fell

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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69.9

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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