Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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acuna

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The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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