A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Religion

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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