- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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I went to the store and I fell

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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