- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black. an african american person

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Wumbo

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Why? Because racecar.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

I went to the store and I fell

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Jesus

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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