Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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