why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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lebron

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Obama 2012

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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