I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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