What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Religion

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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