wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Chikin nuggets

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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