Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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