Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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i was molested.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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