Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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lebron

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Sarah Palin

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