- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

The meme walks out of the bar.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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