Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why? Because racecar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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