What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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