Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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