A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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The Holocaust

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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lebron

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Wumbo

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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