Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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pedophile

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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