why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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