- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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