Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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poop.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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