What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Jesus

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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