What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Jesus

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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