Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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The white guy did it!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

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