Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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