What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Religion

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Wumbo

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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pedophile

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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