Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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