Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Dick Chaney

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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