- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

I went to the store and I fell

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

Your momma's so fat...

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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