How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Dick Chaney

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I went to the store and I fell

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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The Holocaust

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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