What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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