What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Chikin nuggets

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Religion

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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