If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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