What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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womens sports...

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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