How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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