- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

womens sports...

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Whats 9+10? 19

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Dick Chaney

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

I went to the store and I fell

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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