What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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