Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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pedophile

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Hi

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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lebron

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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