Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women's rights.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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