Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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