what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Religion

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Chikin nuggets

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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pedophile

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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