Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Knock knock

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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