Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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