Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats 9+10? 19

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women's rights

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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