what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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